“In fact, none of the artists holding the top-grossing tours of all time have even had a #1 single in this millennium besides Madonna, whose 2000 song “Music” reached the top after being leaked on the internet. The fact that the Rolling Stones hold four of the ten highest-grossing tours on record speaks to the fact that the megarich musician as a lifetime gig was a baby-boomer phenomenon.”—KEEPING IT BLEAK - Modern Touring in America - Vice Magazine
“Officer Rafael Pérez, at age 31 and a nine-year veteran of the Los Angeles Police Department, was arrested on August 25, 1998, for stealing six pounds of cocaine from a department property room. The cocaine was estimated to be worth $800,000 on the street. As he was arrested, Pérez reportedly asked, “Is this about the bank robbery?” Pérez would later deny that he had any knowledge of David Mack’s bank robbery, and never testified against Mack. Investigators would eventually discover eleven additional instances of suspicious cocaine transfers. Pérez eventually admitted to ordering cocaine evidence out of property and replacing it with Bisquick.”—What a piece of shit.
“Hey, President Obama," he spits out the name like a mouthful of burning hair. "You ain’t black. I don’t care what you say—you’re a latte. You’re half whole-milk. It could be goat milk—you could be a terrorist!" I am too busy losing my mind to catch the next joke, which is about Ted Kennedy’s brain cancer. Aaaaand we’re off.”—Gallagher Is a Paranoid, Right-Wing, Watermelon-Smashing Maniac