Gather round, my friends, and let me spread some truth. So…you know everything you’ve heard about New Jersey?
It’s all bullshit!
Maybe my bike has just skipped the squalor for the promised land, but I saw none of the smokestacks I was promised, none of the guidos, none of the landfills -…
I can thank New Jersey for one of the most sublime, picturesque, beautiful days of my life.